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The DoSS Quiz: Are you anarchist or apathetic?
Points to remember
- Either George Orwell or Winston Churchill probably
said something really important about apathy, but we really can't be
bothered to look it up right now.
- Anarchy literally means "spider without legs".
- Apathy is now available as a Degree-level course.
To apply, simply pick up the phone and sigh to an operator.
- You will be first with your back against the wall
when the revolution comes.
If you've read this far, beyond the bullet points
we traditionally use to communicate with imbeciles and ITV sitcom viewers,
you might like to flatter yourself that you are
not very apathetic at all.
Or, indeed, you have the political sense to know that anarchy
always ends in tears. Which is the reason why democracy always starts with
a joke.
But how would you - and, more importantly,
we
- know
precisely
how half-arsed your thinking is?
Simple. We ask you a series of seemingly unrelated and subtle
psychometric questions which are designed to get under your skin without you
guessing the outcomes. You answer
them. Then just click submit for
the result.
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