Important Facts and Figures About the UK *
Form of Government: Constitutional Absurdity.

International Boundaries.

The United Kingdom comprises the territories of England, Scotland, Wales, Ulster and Canvey Island over a number of landmass

In parts of East Anglia, the lowest-lying region in the UK, the Crème Brûlée Anglian Crust Plate is currently less than 1cm thick and is only navigable with extreme caution and a chilled tablespoon.

Case Study: Croydon and the Moon

Aside from the remnants of a once-compliant and grateful Empire, the UK has a further territorial claim which dates back to a drunken argument about cheese in 1780.

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