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You've mentioned chairs twice. How come? In our full accounts, the additional office chair is balanced on the credit
side by the presence of a chair fashioned from anti-matter. If we were to show
both the chair and the anti-chair on the same graph the damage to the pie chart
would be colossal.
The graph only adds up to 80%. How come? Oh, it's you again. This is a bug in your web browser that is unable to handle
modern accounting, particularly the new technique of bent numbers Î the practise
of plotting four different axes onto a three dimensional graph on a two dimensional
surface. The accountant bends two copies of the graph and plots points using polarised
light and a pair of specially adapted cheap sunglasses.
I have applied for a job with DoSS. How will I know whether
my application was successful? DoSS regularly communicates with its agents in the field via messages left
in their household refuse. If you have not thought of going through your bin for
secret mail from the Government, then we're sorry, you are simply too mentally
stable to work for us. Thank you for your interest.
I'd like to write some favourable and compelling copy
about DoSS. Where do I get your graphics from? You can download both of our logos here.
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