Are you...
A weak chinned Oxbridge paedophile with
a penchant for mainlining lavatory cleaner and strangling prostitutes?
Hungry for a fast-track career compromising
third-world governments and blowing up bridges?
Is your current job holding you back with poor pay and conditions, modest
options for growth and not enough access to high explosives?
Do you cherish control of a sophisticated armory of lethal force at the helm
of Her Majesty’s Fist of Brutal Annihilation? Do you? Really?
Then you’re just who we’re looking for. We need a team of outgoing psychopaths who are great at working under extreme
pressure. No academic qualifications are necessary, but you will need to exhibit
enough interpersonal and communication skills to win people’s trust shortly
before you have them assassinated. You must also be agile, athletic and fit,
because
at times you will need
to
run like fuck from the scene of your latest atrocity.
You will work in a chaotic environment, usually of your own making and will
meet foreign dignitaries, members of pressure groups and enviromental agencies,
all of whom you will be required to kill. If you’ve got what it takes, a steely nerve, lots of guts and a slightly
dreamy malevolence, we want to hear from you. Download your application form by clicking here.
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us in the phone book under "Dystopian Nightmares".
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