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New Highway Code
The Department for Transport is to publish a revised Highway Code for modern times.
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Emergency Tube Map
Fears that a summer of tube strikes will lead to transport chaos around London have been narrowly averted by an emergency map published by Network Rail.
" The map carries full details of the services and connections available to passengers for the duration of the industrial action", claimed a Network Rail spokesman, who wished to remain anonymous for operational reasons.
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Bus Service Information
Some Frequently Asked Questions about our Bus Network are answered in this document.
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Massive roundabout product of surveying error.
An enormous roundabout that has obliterated thousands of acres of countryside and an isolated village has been blamed on a surveyor's error tonight.
The village of Trepanning in Cornwall is now half-buried under six hundred thousand tons of tarmac as highway engineers attempt to paint a dotted white line over a large pond.
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Train strike to be foiled by "removing rails" say Network Rail.
Network Rail - The Brains Behind Trains™ - are threatening to avert a forthcoming national rail strike by "simply removing all the rails", according to sources close to a leak from a spokesman earlier today.
The controversial plan - designed to head off a joint strike over pay with staff from the London Underground - is designed to minimise disruption to passengers by "removing expectations of any kind of rail service at all", said a Network Rail official who did not wish to be identified, even by his teeth.
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